#MeToo Merch – The Gay Agenda Funny Bumper Sticker & Free Magnetizer. The Truth Finally Revealed: Taco Tuesday & Super Gay Friday. Sign Me Up! Pro-LGBT Window, Car & Laptop Decal. Show Pride & Fight for Equal Rights

Only one brunch a week?

The gays are busy my friend. RuPauls’ drag race isn’t gonna watch itself, amirite? Plus, do you want to fit into skinny jeans or not? You know hollandaise sauce goes straight to your hips.

Being gay is choice.

You’re absolutely right! Mimosas or bellinis is indeed a choice? Hell, it’s too early for this, I’ll just have both.

I find this product offensive.

Well I find those frumpy jeans you’re wearing offensive so I guess we’re even.

My granddaughter’s elementary school also has a Taco Tuesday. Does this mean she’s gay?

Yup. No question.

I think I’d prefer to go SUPER GAY on Wednesday.

Hey, more power to you. We just want to make sure you give yourself enough time to get your mind right…and also recover from Taco Tuesday.

How does the magnetizer work?

It’s super easy to use. Just apply the bumper sticker as you normally would to the white side of the magnetizer then slap the magnet on any steel or magnetic surface. It’s thick and durable material for years of service.No more wasted stickers, no scraping, and no damaged paint jobs!

How big is the sticker?

This is a large and thick sticker, I’ll tell you what! Coming in at 4 inches tall and 10 inches long, this sticker would have no trouble getting matches on Gri….never mind my boss is watching me type this now.

Will this sticker last a long time?

Unlike my ex, these will in fact last a long time. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will absolutely stand up for the long-haul.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right – even on Super Gay Saturday. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

WHAT ARE THE GAYS UP TO? Their secret meetings have finally come to light on large 4″ x 10″ vinyl bumper sticker. Apparently their dastardly plans involve tacos & brunch, the devils.
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO DRINK BELLINIS. You can pry my brunch cocktails from my cold, dead hands. Good luck getting close to me when I’ve got SURPRISE POCKET GLITTER!
WHAT WILL THE GAYS DO TO OPPRESS ME NEXT? Heavens to Betsey, I had to watch two gay men hold hands on a Sunday. What if my son and his long-term roommate Pierre had seen that from the studio apartment they share?
INCLUDES FREE MAGNETIZER. Simply place the sticker on the powerful magnetizer strip and then put the strip on any steel surface. Makes removal and swapping super easy.
HILARIOUS GIFT. As long as your recipient has even an inkling of a sense of humor, they’ll love this gift set. No promises, if they hate tacos, though, but seriously, how could anyone hate tacos?

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